Crypto-Everything
Jul. 24th, 2020 08:10 amI really like the "crypto-_____" accusation. It's available in almost every situation.
Preacher: This life is passing, impermanent. "You're a crypto-buddhist???"
Bodhisattva: We venerate Guanyin's abundant compassion. "So you're a crypto-theist?"
Theist: There exist layers between us and the Ineffable All. "Alright that's clearly crypto-neoplatonism."
Neoplatonist: This expert academic-bureaucrat provides the foundation for what I'm saying. "You're sounding like a crypto-materialist for sure."
Materialist: I read up on the Kabbalah because Madonna mentioned it... "Crypto-jew!"
It's just the right sprinkling of schizo seasoning to make for a tasty experience, and I could see it being a lot of fun to insert this chaos into every otherwise boring social religious experience.
Preacher: This life is passing, impermanent. "You're a crypto-buddhist???"
Bodhisattva: We venerate Guanyin's abundant compassion. "So you're a crypto-theist?"
Theist: There exist layers between us and the Ineffable All. "Alright that's clearly crypto-neoplatonism."
Neoplatonist: This expert academic-bureaucrat provides the foundation for what I'm saying. "You're sounding like a crypto-materialist for sure."
Materialist: I read up on the Kabbalah because Madonna mentioned it... "Crypto-jew!"
It's just the right sprinkling of schizo seasoning to make for a tasty experience, and I could see it being a lot of fun to insert this chaos into every otherwise boring social religious experience.